Posted 1 day ago

m-azing:

WOW I WONDER WHICH MYSTERIOUS ANON WHO DEFINITELY DID NOT TEXT ME LAST NIGHT SAYING “I’M WRITING YOU A THING” COULD HAVE AUTHORED A MOTHERFUCKING PARTITION FIC FOR MIKE/JULIE AND DROPPED IT IN MY INBOX THIS MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

WELL GEE IF ONLY I KNEW EXACTLY WHO WAS BEHIND THIS I’D BE ABLE TO SHAKE THEM BY THE SHOULDERS AS TEARS STREAM DOWN MY FACE AND I SOB “THANK YOU BASED YONCE" BECAUSE GOD!!!!! FUCKING!!!!! DAMN!!!!!!!!!

ALSO WHERE THE FUCK IS operamatic WHEN I NEED TO SHARE THINGS IMPORTANT TO HER EXISTENCE WITH ME GET THE FUCK OVER HERE MARIE YOUR FRIGGIN LIFE IF ABOUT TO BE ALTERED DRAMATICALLY BY THIS FANFIC HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTT

WH-

WHAT

WHAT WHAT WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

Posted 1 week ago

I’m drunk texting the lyrics 2 “Love is a BaTtlefield” w/ MJ all is right with the world

Posted 1 week ago

I worked @ the restaurant tonight & it suuuucked but it’s ok cuz I got drinks afterwards w/ co-workers & we shit-talked the restaurant & now I’m in a cab cuz I CAN AFFORD IT

Posted 1 week ago

lol coming in on my day off and my bosses won’t be here til noon, I’m goin on tumblr and no one can stop me

Posted 1 week ago

aimeefleck:

Turns out that there is a lot to being a Banana Guard—but being a Banana is not mandatory. This crazy adventure follows Root Beer Guy as he starts his search for new recruits among Ooo’s citizens. Only the best will do in his quest to protect the Candy Kingdom!

GUESS WHAT WAS JUST ANNOUNCED ON COMICS ALLIANCE? A sweet new Adventure Time spin-off, Banana Guard Academy! Guess who got to do the cover??

I had a great time drawing this, and am majorly looking forward to the series, which looks like it will be loads of fun. Many thanks to art director Whitney Leopard!

AMY THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING HOLY SHIT

Posted 1 week ago

When that one person logs on

didtheydiddleyet:

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It’s not cute or gracefull either it’s as if you actually body slammed into them its uncomfortable and painfull

#literally me and marie

Posted 1 week ago

IN OTHER NEWS: THE PETITION TO LEGALLY RECOGNIZE NONBINARY GENDERS IS 18,000 SIGNATURES FROM HITTING ITS GOAL

brofisting:

otheranonymous:

otheranonymous:

clrama:

SIGN IT HERE

A LITTLE OVER 18,000 STILL NEEDED IN THE NEXT FOURTEEN DAYS

ONLY FOURTEEN DAYS LEFT

PLEASE SIGN IT, IT WILL ONLY TAKE YOU THREE MINUTES OR SO, PLEASE HELP BE A FORCE OF CHANGE

Reblogging every time it shows up on my dash without fail

SO CLOSE!!!!!!!!!! SIGN IT/BOOST IT/ETC

Posted 1 week ago

the-world-of-steven-universe:

SU Ep.16 - “Steven the Sword Fighter” - Promo

Wednesday, April 9 at 7:00 p.m. (ET/PT)  Pearl tries to teach Steven the art of sword-fighting using a holographic version of himself.”

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I’M SO READY I’M SO FUCKING READY

Posted 2 weeks ago

I was bad and ate cake for breakfast so now I’m being good and having lentils for dinner

(except I lied I’m still being bad cuz there’s bacon in these lentils hehehehehe)

Posted 2 weeks ago

cooru58:

Motorcity.

*lies down*

SUBTLE BUILD